I can really be a dick sometimes

I'm at work, and this girl that I have been trying to get the attention of for several weeks has come into the bar again. Things are going well, and she even gets my number. This girl is really cute, and I really want to get to know her better. Of course, my friends tell me that she is a bitch and that her friend is a total whore. Well, none of that matters to me because I want this girl.

2 hours later, her friend is walking towards me, and I suddenly feel that urge to impulsively kiss her. We lock lips and start making out. Mind you, the girl I like is standing not 20 feet away. We separate and she grabs my phone and calls her number. "Call me when you close the bar", she says and they walk out. It doesn't hit me that I just destroyed any chance with the one I ACTUALLY LIKE until later. But lets not get too far ahead...

I call her at 3am. She answers and tells me to come to her house. The other one is there as well. We meet up, I take them over to a friend's house to drink a little and they get a little high (thankfully I am allergic to pot and abstained) and then we head back to her house. The girl I like leaves while 'whore' and I are practically dry-humping up her walkway. Then she tells me, "I live with my mom. We need to be quiet."

"No problem", I say with a smile. She shakes her head, "I am loud though." Stupid me hears this and thinks, "and this is a bad thing?" We head up to her room. Happy time commences, and I quickly find myself either shushing her in her ear, or kissing her in such a way that she can only moan loudly, which was also too loud, and then I try the 'force her to bite/suck my neck/chest/shoulder' manuever. This works only slightly (actually it worked rather well and I got careless and started really going to town) because suddenly she releases from my neck, and starts screaming and clawing my back with her nails as I am driving into her with everything I have.

That was it. It was maybe 5 seconds after that that the light in the room was suddenly flashing on, blinding me and causing both of us to come to a stop as we realized that her mother was yelling at the top of her lungs. As I am frantically looking for my boxers, she is trying to get her mother to back out of the room, stark assed naked, and I find my boxers. With the condom still on, and my pants halfway up my knees I am gathering my shirt and boots and heading down the stairs as her mother is screaming at the both of us.

I can honestly say I have never before run down a street half naked, condom still on, trying to fish the keys to my car from a pocket hovering at about my knees....

I made a mistake recently. On a quest to have 'fun' I got nice and drunk, and then decided to chase down and wrestle two of my friends. I admit, while this behavior can be somewhat healthy among normal men who are drinking, I don't think choking one until he has tears while another is yelling for you to stop is very healthy.

After that episode, I decided that I wanted to keep my little party going, and began an ill-fated hunt for coke. Mind you, I hadn't done coke in nearly 2 years (I think) and you can see that I was clearly on a path of self destruction. While the dealer had said he had what I needed, it turned out to my surprise (what? The drug dealer turned out to not be a good guy? - Stu) that what he had just lined up for me was meth. That's right folks, I have now done the one drug I said I would never do. 14 hours later I went to work (at a bar!) coming down so badly I thought I was going to die.